Time to relax!

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Summer" and "Vacation." But since summer's several months away, "Spring" and "Break" will have to do for now. Spring -- a time for growing, renewal, new life, and warm days. Break -- meaning to sever, cut, split, crack and smash. But together, the words take on a much different meaning -- a meaning that implies sleeping late, relaxing all day in your PJs, and not having to wash down the bus because Little Johnny got sick and spewed Malted Cocoa Puffs all over the floor.

Spring Break -- a time for letting other people drive, because there's no way I'm going to be anyone's chauffeur this week. No how, no way!

Spring Break -- a time for travelling down the highway at speeds faster than 50 mph!

Spring Break -- a time for driving over railroad crossings without having to stop!

Spring Break -- a time for kicking any troublemaker out of my car if they don't follow the rules -- kids, wife, in-laws!

Spring Break -- a time for being able to pick your nose while you drive without fear of being caught on the surveillance camera.

Spring Break -- a time for reflecting about the meaning of life, where you stand in the overall scheme of the universe, your purpose and what...

Hold on. This is getting too deep. Reminds me of Little Johnny and his Cocoa Puffs.

Spring Break -- it is what it is, and that's good enough for me!


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