- Your bus driver may be a psycho if he aims for squirrels and other animals (like cows) crossing the road.
- Your bus driver may be a psycho if he speeds up when going over speed bumps.
- Your bus driver may be a psycho if he turns off the bus before "correcting" a rider (when the bus is off, so is the security camera so there's no proof of what he's doing).
- Your bus driver may be a psycho if he constantly whistles the Indiana Jones theme song while he's driving (it means he's in the mood to do something daring, possibly dangerous).
- Your bus driver may be a psycho if he watches for deer more than he watches the road.
- Your bus driver may be a psycho if he drives with one eye closed just to see if he can.
- Your bus driver may be a psycho if he hits a deer and field dresses it on the spot or ties it to the hood of the bus to clean it later.
Ways you can tell if the guy behind the wheel is a lunatic
Not to scare you or anything, but some bus drivers have no business driving a school bus. And where our schools find these people (maybe hitchhiking down the interstate) is a mystery never to be solved. So, having been a driver for all of my adult life, I hereby give you the following clues to look for when determining whether or not your bus driver is a psycho.
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